Heavy Metal Music Jokes: The Best of the Best
Looking for some laughs? Check out our collection of the best heavy metal music jokes! From classics to modern metal, we’ve got all the greats covered.
The Best of the Best
Welcome to the best of the best when it comes to heavy metal music jokes. This is the definitive list of hilariously funny jokes about heavy metal music, and we’ve no doubt that you’ll find something to tickle your funny bone.
So whether you’re a fan of jokes about metalheads, metal bands, or just metal music in general, we’ve got you covered. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the funniest heavy metal music jokes around!
Q: How does a metalhead cheer up?
A: With heavier music
Q: How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Twelve. One to do it and eleven to say they could do it better.
Q: What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
A: Homeless.
The Best of the Best: Part 2
This is the second installment of our series on the best heavy metal music jokes. If you missed the first part, be sure to check it out.
And now, without further ado, here are the best of the best heavy metal music jokes:
Q: What do you call a guitar player who only knows two chords?
A: A power chordist!
Q: How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Seven. One to do it and six to stand around and say they could have done it better.
Q. What’s the difference between a guitar player and a large pizza?
A. A large pizza can feed a family of four.
The Best of the Best: Part 3
The best of the best metal jokes, part 3!
-Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other mosh pit!
-How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but he’ll need at least five sets of double bass drums!
-What’s the difference between a lead singer and a terrorists?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
