Music Video of the Day: The Most Embarrassing Heavy Metal Video Ever
We all know that there are some truly awful music videos out there. But this one takes the cake for being the most embarrassing heavy metal video ever.
Introduction
Today’s music video of the day is The Most Embarrassing Heavy Metal Video Ever. The video features a group of metalheads who are clearly not taking themselves too seriously, and it’s hilarious. If you’re a fan of metal, or just want a good laugh, you’ll definitely want to check this one out.
The Video
The video opens with a shot of a attractive young woman seductively eating a banana. She’s wearing a skin-tight black latex bodysuit and high heels. The camera zooms in on her butt as she licks the banana and then slowly bites into it. We then see a group of heavyset, bearded men in tight jeans and shirtsleeves standing around in a dark room, looking uncomfortable. One of them is holding an electric guitar.
The woman starts dancing around the room, sensually rubbing herself up against the men. They don’t seem to know what to do with their hands, so they just let them hang awkwardly at their sides. eventually, one of them starts playing the guitar, and the others join in, headbanging awkwardly as the woman continues to writhe around provocatively.
The video is clearly intended to be sexy, but it’s so poorly executed that it’s actually hilarious. The whole thing feels awkward and staged, and the mannequin-like performance by the woman only makes it funnier. It’s like something you would see in a bad porn movie, not a music video.
The Band
The band in question is named “Anal Cunt,” and they are, quite frankly, one of the most offensive bands in the history of music. Their music is deliberately shocking and offensive, and their lyrics are filled with profanity and hate speech. They are, quite simply, a bunch of jerks.
And yet, somehow, they managed to make a music video that is even more offensive than their music. The video in question is for their song “I Hate You.” It features the band members dressed up as Nazi soldiers, and it is full of Nazi imagery and symbols. It is absolutely appalling.
If you have a strong stomach, you can watch the video here. But be warned: it is extremely graphic and disturbing.
The Reception
When it comes to bad heavy metal music videos, there are plenty to choose from. But when it comes to the most embarrassing heavy metal video ever, there is only one clear winner: the video for “Bodies” by Drowning Pool.
Filmed in a high school gymnasium and featuring some of the most awkward dancing ever captured on film, “Bodies” is a masterclass in how not to make a metal music video. The band members look uncomfortable throughout, and the whole thing feels like it was cobbled together at the last minute.
Despite its obvious flaws, “Bodies” has become something of a cult classic, and it’s easy to see why. It’s so bad that it’s good, and it’s guaranteed to make you cringe (in a good way). So if you’re looking for a good laugh, be sure to check out this classic example of metal embarrassment.
Conclusion
That’s all for today’s edition of Music Video of the Day. Be sure to check back tomorrow for another great music video. If you have any suggestions for future videos, please feel free to leave them in the comments section below.
