The Funniest Classical Music Jokes

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Contributors: Andranick Tanguiane, Fred Lerdahl,


A collection of the funniest jokes about classical music. If you’re a fan of Bach, Beethoven, or Mozart, you’ll love these jokes!


We all know that classical music can be quite stuffy and Serious Business™. But it doesn’t have to be! There’s a surprisingly large number of classical music jokes out there.

And we’re not just talking about bad puns (although there are plenty of those, too). No, these are actual jokes that will make you laugh out loud.

So if you need a break from all the seriousness of classical music, check out this list of the funniest classical music jokes.

The Funniest Classical Music Jokes

Whether you’re a musician yourself or just enjoy listening to classical music, you’ll appreciate these funniest classical music jokes. From poking fun at some of the great composers to making light of classical music concerts, these jokes will have you laughing out loud.

The Violinist’s Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road?
-To get to the other orchestra!

The Pianist’s Joke

Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keyboa?d?

Because he was stuck in a minor key!

The Composer’s Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other orchestra!


And there you have it – the funniest classical music jokes! We hope you enjoyed reading them as much as we enjoyed finding them. If you have any other favourite classical music jokes, be sure to share them with us in the comments below.

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